Monty Python In Your Pocket®

And now, for something completely different: Whether it's a "wah-fer thin mint" you crave or you just want to hear the word "Jehova" so you can commence the stoning process, the Monty Python talking keychain is like having a miniature Flying Circus in your pocket … know what I mean? Nudge, nudge...

Includes these sayings:
"Always look on the bright side of life. [Whistle]"
"And finally monsieur, a wafer thin mint."
"Alright but apart the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health… What have the Romans ever done for us?"
"No one, is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle – do you understand – even and I want to make it absolutely clear, even if I do say Jehovah [Sound of stoning]"
"We are the knights who say 'Ni!'."
"He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!"